I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze salesman.

“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-s…”

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”

“I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my …”