I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.

“I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to …”

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin,…”

“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only na…”

“Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very …”