I packed my lunch with lots of meat. It was easy. I just wrapped my cock in tinfoil. I’m ready to work on K Street.

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, …”

“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afrai…”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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