I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and popped it in my mouth.

“As she stood in the corner, I thought her elbow was her nipple. That’s just the…”

“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting hor…”

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”