I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make all the oil spills combined look like literature.

“It’s the same with cell phones. I never answer them up to my ear. I always put …”

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid,…”

“It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the bran…”

“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and g…”