I plugged the hole up with my thumb, so at least I wouldn’t sink. But it was really uncomfortable floating on that lake with my thumb up my ass.

“He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the broth…”

“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exc…”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my che…”