I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and licking out loudly.

“I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you w…”

“You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green b…”

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I pr…”

“The last time I went speed dating, I brought a radar gun. I got clocked at over…”