I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.

“A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.”

“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some peo…”

“The US is at a point where just when the people imagine things can’t get any wo…”

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”