I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He wasn’t a pacifist, but he was already as dead as a slab of meat.

“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.”

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”

“It’s 3:33 am as I’m writing this down on loose sheets of printer paper. I’m in …”