I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nice net to store their nuts for the winter. But that’s just the kind of thoughtful guy I am.

“I thought I did, but I guess I didn’t. But I did think I did, and it’s the thou…”

“I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get…”

“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”

“If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you…”