I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.

“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officia…”

“A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit. 
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“Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at …”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll b…”