I put my heart in a paper cup, so she’d be more likely to drink it up.

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”

“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We…”

“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV…”