I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

“I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.”

“William Penn would be a great pen name. But for love letters to manicured lawns…”

“If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably…”

“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”