I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it needed to cool down a bit.

“Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.”

“I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesvi…”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more lik…”

“The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the tim…”