I put two bricks side by side in the grass and called it a race. Neither one moved so I renamed it a tie. It’s too bad too, because the winner would have won a new home, with air travel tossed in, a view, a window, and a chance to help start the process of repairing a broken home.


“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”

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“This book does not exist. And even if it did, it wouldn’t be worth buying or re…”

“Her name was Rebecca. Or at least that’s what her nametag said. She was making …”