I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartment too.

“Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portabl…”

“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough t…”

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”

“In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language…”