I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, because I didn’t vote for that particular politician.

“I think I speak for all the mutes when I say, “Silence is equality.” I’m sure t…”

“A stranger left a white jacket, and it’s tempting for me to grab it, put it on,…”

“I think the best time to launch an assault on a city would be not only in the m…”

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his…”