I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.

“I can tell time, but I can’t tell time to stop or fuck off.”

“If you don’t speak Greek, how do you know if it’s all Greek to you?”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me afte…”