I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral.

“The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and …”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”

“Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.”

“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. …”