I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he is really old now. So I had no memory formation then, and he has Alzheimer’s now.

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran…”

“What is the greatest mystery of the universe? The answer is brick. Or is it bla…”

“I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.”

“I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.”