I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from my significant other, who has significantly more control over the relationship than I do.

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”

“With the economic depression and unemployment at record levels, at least I have…”

“Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”

“The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, a…”