I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.

“I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first …”

“I just made some yawn pudding. Can I feed you some before bed?”

“I don't know what love is, but I know what love isn't. Love isn't a peanut butt…”

“I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.”