I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s style.

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I…”

“I can only think of one good reason not to kill you: because if I killed you, I…”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”

“I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.”