I saw a sign that said 'Drink Canada Dry'. So I did.

“I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don…”

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it d…”

“At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for uni…”

“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”