I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”

“He well knew the futility of trying to contend against witches, so he gave up d…”

“The truth is, a person's memory has no more sense that his conscience, and no a…”

“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become un…”