I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have taken off my bird costume before peeping on them.

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a moto…”

“For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominat…”

“Who I am is unimportant. But who I am is very important. I’ll suppress my ego n…”

“I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding…”