I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, perhaps because they were whispering.

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”

“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with m…”

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”

“I never got to call myself a door-to-door salesman, because, regrettably, I onl…”