I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

“In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from wo…”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”

“I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excit…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”