I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

“The task may be simple for me, but if I make it look too easy, you won’t apprec…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”

“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, ma…”

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”