I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.


“A brick could be used to trick a snake into leaving your pet mouse alone. That …”

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A b…”

“I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the …”

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”