I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?

“When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for …”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.”

“While all men want to be free, some want to be free to think what they want, an…”