I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.

“I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was …”

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better des…”

“Instead of breaking people down, try building them up. Every person is a brick,…”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”