I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That was hyperbole.

“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impre…”

“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tire…”

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“We made love like a John and a hooker, despite the fact that my name’s Jarod. A…”