I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.

“I was raised in a fishing village in the middle of the desert. I sold hellos an…”

“I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”

“I was recently diagnosed with dyslexia and restless leg syndrome. The doctor ar…”