I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.

“It occurs to me to devise mental tests on myself to see if I am who I think I a…”

“A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.
”

“You don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?”

“Before I walked into the door, the room got shades darker as a cloud did a summ…”