I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime …”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”

“I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he p…”

“Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters…”