I steal cracker packets. I hoard them. Once my collection is large enough, I’ll take them to the flea market and try to sell them to discerning lovers.

“A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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“Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that’…”

“The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, …”

“The neon orange orb sat low in the sky, slowly breaking free of the horizon lik…”