I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was training to go into politics.

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“I meant to spend the day writing, but instead I spent the afternoon cleaning ou…”

“My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I …”

“I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.”