I surround myself with salt, so it soaks up the humidity from my steamy solo love making sessions.

“Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.”

“I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always t…”

“Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I …”

“In Jacksonville, there are more childrenless children than fatherless children.…”