I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows t…”

“Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.”

“What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.”

“My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.”