I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.

“Do I see value? My gut says no, but I’m willing to bet on things that may pay o…”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David a…”

“I love giving love. The more I give, the more I have to give.”

“I think the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are the remote co…”