I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too young to be a mother.

“I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.”

“Let’s say you’re a politician. You’re still you, but you are an elected officia…”

“There are an infinite number of reasons to say no. Instead, try to focus on one…”

“Does my face not look hungry? My mouth is the path and mouthpiece to my stomach…”