I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time.

“Women are like convertibles: They should be topless. Also, they should stay in …”

“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles…”

“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of …”

“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”