I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone could claim me, if I ever got lost.

“Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.”

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“You stare down your opponent, lights twinkle, but you don’t blink. This is all …”

“I’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.”