I tell people she’s a pile of apples, and that I can’t wait to get in cider.

“Love should be unconditional, while hair should be conditioned. Air should also…”

“A brick could be used to replace a flat tire. After all, you want to replace li…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”