I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

“When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a …”

“I addressed the scribes directing, speaking over his head. "History is merely a…”

“The Population Reference Bureau predicts that the world's total population will…”

“There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.”