I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower.

“I talk about talking like I listen to listening—in a room with mirrored walls t…”

“I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am rig…”

“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the …”

“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your…”