I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phe…”

“I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.”

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from m…”

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”