I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Mexican, midget. Maybe midgets are not an ethnicity, but they sure are funny.

“I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the que…”

“Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”

“If you could smell my smile, you’d nose how bad I want to kiss you. But you can…”

“If I woke up naked in bed with a strange British woman, my first thought would …”