I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.

“Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those sm…”

“When I was ten years old, one of my friends brought a Shaleenian kangaroo-cat t…”

“Morality—like velocity—is relative. The determination of it depends on what the…”

“99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.”