I think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think too much.

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians an…”

“If I give you an historical reference, am I dating myself? No, because the only…”

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named B…”